28May
Author: SEOLV | Category:
Jokes
Write the joke out and practice telling it. Tell your funny jokes to everyone you feel comfortable talking to and to anyone who will listen. You’ll know you’re there when someone tells you “you’ve already told me that joke.” That’s because you’ve told everyone on the planet and practice makes perfect.
If you don’t feel comfortable telling a joke, don’t tell it. Especially if you don’t know your audience. The object is to be funny and have fun while doing so.
The element of surprise is the key to good joke telling. Don’t say: “wanna hear a funny joke,” just tell it. And if the joke is related to the conversation at hand, you’re on the right track.
Finally, to make sure your joke goes smoothly, commit to it. Make sure you set-up the joke with relevant information and end with a good punch line.
Example: Someone tells you how much they hate math.
You: I love math, in fact, I know there’s three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t!
I know, bad example. But as you can see, it’s really easy to tell a funny joke. So have fun and show everyone your new found sense of humor.
Here’s a couple of FUNNY JOKES to practice with:
Best Joke Ever:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. ’14…14…14…14….’.
Another Good One:
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, “Well…I can clearly see your nuts.”