Addictive Humor

I would love a good laugh right now.
The funniest thing I have heard is probably this:
I hate when I go to weddings and my older relatives come up to me, and pinch my cheeks and go “Your next!” I always want to come up to them at funerals and do the same. Of course, then I would feel bad when they die.
I forget where I heard it, but would love to hear (well, read) your stories!

I was listening to a radio programme the other day where the callers were telling everyone of really silly facts that they had made up but were able to convinvce their friends and loved one that they were actually true. Some were so absurd it was unbelievable.
For example
One woman convinced a foreign visitor that the Uk had such a thing as the fashion police and that the outfit he had on would get him arrested.
Another good one was a woman who convinced her friend that the titanic didn’t really sink and that the film just made it all up.
The funniest one wins!

Tell breed if dog and what they have done that you wish you would have recorded and put on Funniest Home Videos. My dogs make me crack up laughing everyday…if i only had the video camera out I would be rich with all the stuff they do.

If nothing funny happened to you on Halloween, then what was the funniest thing that’s happened to you ever?
The funniest thing that happened to me on Halloween was that my friend Allie was having a Halloween party and while we were trick or treating we went by her house and we heard a chainsaw and we all started running for our lifes and screaming. It was funny.

My exams have finished today yay and I was just wondering whats the funniest thing that has happened while you have been in an exam?
Mine is the schools cat came into our exam room and it took about 10 minutes for the invigilator to chase the cat out of the room while swerving through our chairs and tables.