Addictive Humor

Man, I have so many hilarious stories it could go on forever!
Like one time I actually sewed myself a pair of underwear! It was because I didnt have enough time to wash my clothes and I ran out of underwear! Lol! And afterwards I though if I had enough time to sew my own underwear than I could have washed my clothes. I know, I am retarted acting, thats what my sister says.
What is your most funniest story you have to tell?

I have heard some really good ones in the past and I want to hear some more. Whoever has the funniest gets Best Answer.

I love to laugh, and i like things like madtv, those kinds of things can make me laugh. Just give me a link of what in your opinion is the funniest youtube video ever. Thank you

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I would love a good laugh right now.
The funniest thing I have heard is probably this:
I hate when I go to weddings and my older relatives come up to me, and pinch my cheeks and go “Your next!” I always want to come up to them at funerals and do the same. Of course, then I would feel bad when they die.
I forget where I heard it, but would love to hear (well, read) your stories!

I was listening to a radio programme the other day where the callers were telling everyone of really silly facts that they had made up but were able to convinvce their friends and loved one that they were actually true. Some were so absurd it was unbelievable.
For example
One woman convinced a foreign visitor that the Uk had such a thing as the fashion police and that the outfit he had on would get him arrested.
Another good one was a woman who convinced her friend that the titanic didn’t really sink and that the film just made it all up.
The funniest one wins!