Addictive Humor

I would love a good laugh right now.
The funniest thing I have heard is probably this:
I hate when I go to weddings and my older relatives come up to me, and pinch my cheeks and go “Your next!” I always want to come up to them at funerals and do the same. Of course, then I would feel bad when they die.
I forget where I heard it, but would love to hear (well, read) your stories!

What is the funniest thing that happened to you ?

My exams have finished today yay and I was just wondering whats the funniest thing that has happened while you have been in an exam?
Mine is the schools cat came into our exam room and it took about 10 minutes for the invigilator to chase the cat out of the room while swerving through our chairs and tables.

Mine is pretty funny I think. I came home from a friend’s house and found my cat, Simba messing up my room and stuff. Then I saw my homework on my desk, it was all chewed up!!!!! It had a big bite mark out of it. I had to re do my essay, but my cat literally ate my homework!! What was your funniest incident?

What is the most attractive & funniest tour that you have travelled before?